alias ask  {
^ignore $0 msg
^msg $0 ask something specific, to the channel please. Your chances of getting \
helped go way up if you do.
}

alias lilo {
^ignore $0 msg
^msg $0  ftp://linux01.gwdg.de/pub/cLIeNUX/install_help/bootloader
}

alias where {
^ignore $0 msg
^msg $0  Where? freshmeat.net  metalab.unc.edu/pub/Linux    \
www.linux.org   \
Get the 00-find.Linux.gz file at metalab. gunzip it. grep it. Own the world.
}

alias future {
^ignore $0 msg
^msg $0 Sorry. We're mere Linux Gods. We don't do the future.
}

alias msgme {
^ignore $0 msg
^msg $0 Doubtful you'll get help here via /msg. The IRC scripted \
hotkey I'm replying with just put you on /ignore <you> msg   for example.
}

alias vague {
^ignore $0 msg
^msg $0 vague question, vague answer.
}


