Please give me a job.  The one I have now is killing me.  If you want
to see future releases, I need a new job or I will surely kill myself.
Resume' on demand.
Available immediately.  I'm a nice guy, hard worker, very knowledgable (don't
take this code as an example).
I'll beg, if need be.

rmw@io.com
(for the real readme, look at Notes)
